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Maths Practical.

Aim: To get A1 in maths.

Materials required: Some fat books with endless number of theorems, 25 sample papers, tuition teacher

Procedure: Solve each and every sum of all the books. Devote your time to sample papers. Instead of chatting and writing on your blog, clear your doubts on social networking sites. Do maths during science. Do maths during english. Do maths during maths. Do maths for 2 months, 24x7.

Observation: You faint after seeing the paper. You realize that your principal is a PhD in maths. You know that the sum of the squares of sine theta and cosine theta is 1, but you don't know the sum of sine theta and cosine theta.

Results: You get B2, and eventually start hating maths again. You slap yourself for considering to opt for maths in 11th.

Note: This cycle is repeated every half year.

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